• Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

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“i don’t believe it was a fluke that i saw you first”

So well done!

(Source: jesuspadalecki)

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hiddles-n-downey:

brainette:

I gave both of my parents a picture with these people on it and told them to write their first reactions of them. 

This is what happened.

foreheadman

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morbidfashion:

martin-munster:

oh well, what can I say? I just really like that shirt + suspenders.

Yes.

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paypermint:

captainamericaishot:

fred-baby:

I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

i wish all bald eagles looked like chris evans

I wish all microwaves looked like Robert Downey Jr.

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